If you still haven’t bought your valentine a card, chances are you aren’t a hopeless romantic. But it isn’t too late; make a loving gesture to make your Valentine feel special without all the lovey-dovey, vomit-inducing “I love you forever and ever, my number one smoochy-poo bae” messages. Whether you buy a last-minute card, or grab some paper and get crafty, here’s some inspiration for some not-so-cringe Valentines messages. At the very least, they will make your Valentine laugh…hopefully.
For the Tinder couple
For the typical student couple
For the animal-lover
For the ‘one-night-stand-gone-wrong’ couple